Loss jokes
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.