Loss jokes
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭