What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
