Loss jokes

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because his parents never came back with it.

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

Why can't orphans play basketball?

They don't know where home is.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...