what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
