Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
