Loss jokes
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.