If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Loss Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.