It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Stop, orphan joke!
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
