Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
