Loss jokes
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.