Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
