Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.