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Loss jokes

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."

Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.