Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
