I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Orphan, sorry.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Hairline got repossessed.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
