Loss jokes
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Orphan joke.
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