me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage
What does lmao mean lautching milles
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
whats a baby orphans favourite joke
(when am i gonna see my parents)
Lmao
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Pov your dad is gone knock knock whos there not your dad LMAO
joe mama is joe mama (you're mother) lMAO
Lmao trump and putin dislike my jokes 🤣 😂
Maga shaman is a vegan lmao!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run too lmao
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)
Guy on fornite: Ima sleep with your mom lmao Orphan: Starts crying
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
