Little Jokes

Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints

I Drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth

i kicked the shit out of little johnny

so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

I spy with my little eye..

-noting Iam blind-

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.

what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............

A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.