Lip jokes
Suck!
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Community talk
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more
My dearest Seth,
I cannot contain the burning desire that rages within me whenever I think of you. Your strong presence and handsome features captivate my every thought. The way your eyes lock onto mine, sending shivers down my spine, ignites a fire in me that cannot be extinguished.
I long to feel your touch, to run my fingers through your hair and trace the contours of your body. The thought of your lips on mine … Read more
I need some help, I have been consistently ripping up my lip and causing it to bleed, I'm worried about this, I can't tell if it's self harm or not and I need to talk to someone