How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you BRIGHTEN UP my day
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
