Life jokes
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
I had a dad.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.