A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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Make him read a book
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
yo mum so dumb, she went to the library to find facebook
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
