Leonardo DiCaprio Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Mama

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Titanic

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Memes

Shoulder

The image shows Leonardo DiCaprio looking mischievous. The text above him reads: "tapping someone on their left shoulder but being on the right:"

Leonardo DiCaprio memes

Johnny Depp

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Cocaine

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Mp3

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Crack

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Memes

Bros

A picture shows Leonardo DiCaprio and a young girl sitting next to each other. DiCaprio looks towards the girl while the girl looks back at him. Below the picture, there is a text overlay that says "bros pre ordering".

Resolution

Me every year

A meme featuring a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding a glass, with the text "Just going to make my resolutions now so by New Years Eve I will have already given up on them."

Wolf

The movie poster for 'The Wolf of Wall Street' starring Leonardo DiCaprio. A user review is visible that states "There are no wolves in the movie."

Face

ur face

A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding up a glass, text above him says "What's the best meme ever?" and text below him says "Your face."

Addiction

The meme contains two panels featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort from 'The Wolf of Wall Street'. In the top panel, he is on a yacht wearing sunglasses and a white polo shirt, throwing stacks of cash into the air. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 1500$ ON METH'. In the bottom panel, he is wearing a blue suit and looking intensely stressed, biting his knuckles. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN'.

b.o

Meem

The image shows the 'Stonks' guy from an internet meme, superimposed over an image of Leonardo DiCaprio at a dinner party. The text above the Stonks guy's head reads 'B.O DICAPRIO'. There is also the text 'SILLY INC' in the bottom left corner with a small, green cartoon monster above it.

People

A picture shows Leonardo DiCaprio looking distressed while holding a glass of wine. Above his head, it reads: "WHEN PEOPLE SAY" and below the picture, it reads: "THEY WILL KEEP THEIR NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS"

Leonardo DiCaprio memes

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