Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio jokes

Titanic

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Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

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  • Johnny Depp

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    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

    Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

    Mp3

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    I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

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    Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more