My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
What is long, yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of orphans
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
I would tell u a joke about ma dink but its to long
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
What is long and not hairy??
The congo line in the cancer department
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great πthon.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
my dick is like the way home for an orphan,its length is never-ending
why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.