White Person jokes
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Wack.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.