White Person jokes
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Wack.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.