Dookie jokes

What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.

“May I smoke a cigar?” asks Johnny.

The grandpa replies, “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”

Johnny replied, “No,” and left the room.

The next day Johnny sees his grandpa getting into a car.

“Can I drive the car?” asks Johnny.

“Does your dick touch your asshole?”

“No.”

The day after that, Grandpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.

“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” asked the grandpa.

“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”

“Yep.”

“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!