A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
Like if you laugh
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes So she gave me a hug
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
me when the your uh uhhhh when your me when the your uhhh uhhhhh mom
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Did you here about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree... it left him hanging
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
I don't know what to write here just like
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
