Why is the leaning tower of Pisa leaning???
Because unlike the twin Towers it can dodge
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BEST JOKES ARE BY ME
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
3. Today, I asked my phone "siri", why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
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If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?
what's the difference between an APPLE and an ORPHAN, the APPLE always get picked
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.