Why is the leaning tower of Pisa leaning???
Because unlike the twin Towers it can dodge
Maor
BEST JOKES ARE BY ME
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
3. Today, I asked my phone "siri", why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?
what's the difference between an APPLE and an ORPHAN, the APPLE always get picked
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are