Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
When I get jokes. They arne f***** restarted like you
My sister
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
what do u call a austitsci kid with a rocketship a cocker
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
i dont have a joke its just funny reading them
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
Why did the orphan take a selfie.? Because he wanted a family portrait.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
im autistic and i find these so funny
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
