There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?