Large jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!