Newest Land Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

When God made Chinese he said "DON'T LOOK!" and the chinese said "why?" and God replied "You wont want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing"

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man he said "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES" and the white man said "Why?" and God replied "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you"

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said "there is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the holocaust said "all these europeans killed each other so a white genocide is accurate, white killed white"

Then the Chinese said "thank you we take your land now"

And the Jews said "but we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said "yes every time God show up you get bullied! you might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said "why are you chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the chinese said "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so dont go looky looky at the world then"

It turned out the chinese are very obediant to God.

Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

yo hairline so large you could land a fighter jet on it

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

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that joke didn't land well did it

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

This native American won't stop talking shit about me, so I said "please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors".

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground

jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

People in California after 27 years
of turmoil, debt, and the death of
all their family members, finally
getting a house for $20 Million

looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.

Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.

A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".