15+ Best La Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Homeless Person

The image shows a man with a beard looking up with a shocked expression. Above the man is the text: "The average homeless person sleeping near the Las Vegas Sphere:".

T-shirt

A person is seen from behind at an airport security checkpoint, likely going through a scanner. They are wearing a black T-shirt with the word "OSAMA" in red letters at the top. Below that is a cartoonish image of Osama bin Laden wearing a turban and a yellow shirt, standing behind DJ turntables. Below the image, the text "SPIN LA" is visible in red. A TSA officer in uniform is visible in the foreground, facing away, interacting with the traveler. A Snapchat caption at the bottom reads: "My man is not coming onboard with ts on 💀".

Spaghetti

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

Search Engine

Ah yes Google vs Bing

The image is a comparison between Google and Bing search results when searching for suicide-related topics. Google shows an image of a smiling man, whereas Bing shows an image with the text "kill yourself". Below, Amazon recommends buying a ladder and a rope as frequently bought together.

Hall

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Cybertruck

The image shows a damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a 'Worst Vehicle' award seal on the right. Text on the image says "2025 Worst Vehicle National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers". Below the image, there is text saying, "Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers. Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle."

Sculpture

An image shows a sculpture of Godzilla made out of some sort of food, possibly chocolate.

Ohio

Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

Seizure

kayla?

A man with cartoon cat ears and heart sunglasses is smiling and raising his fist. The text on the image says: "Guys what do u call a basketball person having a seizure?" "A Chocolate Shake".

Scam

Kid

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Vote

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

Quarantine

Random post #2

The image shows cartoon figures in a box, some of which are having a good time while other figures are holding up the box, with the text 'People chilling in quarantine' over the first set and 'People who are still doing their jobs' over the latter.

Political satire

A four-part meme in Spanish, structured as a series of mixing formulas. The first line shows 'Español' (a drawing of a Spanish man) + 'Indígena' (a drawing of an Indigenous woman) resulting in 'Mestizo' (a drawing of a mixed-race person). The second line shows 'Español' + 'Negro' (a drawing of a Black person) resulting in 'Mulato' (a drawing of a mixed-race person). The third line shows 'gaseoso' (a bloated Mr. Incredible character) + 'gaseosa' (a bloated Elastigirl character) resulting in 'bebe gaseoso' (a monstrous green-haired baby character from The Incredibles). The final line shows 'chico de la pastilla ciclope azul' (a cyclops character with blue lips holding a phone) + 'La mamá de Donald Trump' (a black and white photo of Mary Anne MacLeod Trump) resulting in a monstrous cyclops caricature of Donald Trump, labeled 'El presidente que trabaja para ambos partidos políticos.' (The president who works for both political parties).

Answer

Who is this? (Wrong answer only)

A photo of a young person with short, dark hair and glasses, making a slightly confused face. There are several boxes of La Croix sparkling water on the shelf behind them.

Jokes

Dad

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Discharge

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

River

Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.

Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”

“Under my bench,” he replies.