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The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

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    • P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

    P2: I don't know.

    P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

    What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

    The dog knows when to stop scratching.

    When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

    I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

    I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

    I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

    Why are orphans bad at poker?

    Because they don't know what a full house is.

    I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

    She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

    The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

    Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

    'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

    Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

    Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

    In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.