Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!