Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
knock knock who's there olive olive who I love you
knock knock who's there who who who who who i,m an owl
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock Knock Whos there? Dyslexic Dyslexic who? You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
