Knock knock

Knock-knock jokes

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Knock knock.

Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.

Grim Reaper who?

The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.

Man: Knock, knock...

Boy: Who's there?

Man: Bear...

Boy: Bear who?

Man: Bear bottom.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

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  • Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Fishes.

    Fishes who?

    Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!

    Ooh! I know a joke!

    (Papyrus) What is it?

    (Sans) Knock knock!

    (Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

    (Sans) Sans

    (Papyrus) Sans who?

    (Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

    (Papyrus)