Kind

Kind Jokes

Body

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ—‘

Music

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: β€œWrap” music.

YouTube Channel

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Draw

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Suicidal ideation

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

Papyrus

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Dad

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"

Priest

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Hook

What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?

Answer: A hooker.

Nut

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

Pizza

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

Chocolate

My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.