What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠
What kind of nut 🥜 hates baseball ⚾️? A nut 🥜 that’s sick 🤕
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle
What kind of number hates nuts 🥜? 17
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
Q: What kind of building weighs the least? A: A Lighthouse!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
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My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
