What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
