Kids jokes
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!