Kicked Out jokes

I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.

Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.

"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.

"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"

"You getting kicked out, bro?"

"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."

"Is she one of them woke bitches?"

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."