A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because i apparantly misunderstood what the craps table was for
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
