New Kicked Out Jokes

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)

"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage

why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker

cause he was a cheetah

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.

I had a dissability where I kept pronouncing my g as an r, so one day, I said I liked Grapes. Of course, I pronounced it I like Rapes. I was kicked out of preshool.