Keyboard jokes

Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

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My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

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When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?