Keyboard jokes
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
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What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Community talk
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