Keyboard jokes
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
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What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Community talk
hello community , excluding https://worstjokesever.com/@lily%F0%9F%8C%BC , shut the fuck up unrespectfully , I do not need to see another fucking hate post by you. so keep your fucking typing hands OFF your keyboard or screen and go play clash royale or sum shit, this is a warning
PSA: STOP MAKING SHITTY ONE WORD POSTS!!! THEY ARE NOT INTERESTING, THEY CLOG UP THE FEED, AND ARE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. THIS COMMUNITY IS NOT FOR SLAMMING YOUR HEAD ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE YOUR OWN DECISIONS LED YOU TO REQUIRE THIS SITE AS A CHATTING ALTERNATIVE. THIS IS THE WORSTJOKESEVER COMMUNITY, NOT YOUR PERSONAL CHAT BUBBLE. MAKE INTERESTING POSTS ABOUT INTERESTING TOPICS AND CONVERSATE *AS A COMMUNITY!!!!!*
@matt ig, idk if it's just my phone or if it's the web but when typing my keyboard is glitching crazy now for some reason. Just an FYI ig? Idk it's prolly me, I'm just saying for future ref