Keyboard jokes
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
qwertyuiol.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Community talk
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