Juan

Juan Jokes

Stereotype

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Swallow

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

Meme

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Call

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

Band

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

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  • Twin

    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

    Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."