Juan jokes
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."