What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
