If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's CHEEK
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
