You're jokes
Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Where are my real parents?"
Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
When you're at your friend's house and her mom starts yelling at you
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"