What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS
Are you a submarine? Because the deeper you go the harder it gets to breathe.
Are you depression? Because I can see myself slowly slipping inside you and crying uncontrollably.
Your hairline is so far back that even The Great Wall of China is jealous.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the CRAP
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always STICK TOGETHER
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS
What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
