JFK jokes

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Poop.

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

JFK

Half is definitely a bottom.

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

DEEZ NUTS!

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Who got shot in the head? JFK did!