JFK jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

Sometimes presidents lose their minds as they get older into their presidency. A good example of this is JFK. He lost his mind everywhere.

JFK

Half is definitely a bottom.

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?

3 shots.

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

Poop.