JFK jokes

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.

Poop.

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?

3 shots.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

Who got shot in the head? JFK did!

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

DEEZ NUTS!

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.