"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
poop
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
K Half is definitely a bottom
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
DEEZ NUTS
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
