JFK jokes
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.