JFK jokes
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
DEEZ NUTS!
No scope, bitch!
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
JFK is definitely a bottom.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.