JFK jokes

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

No one.

Absolutely no one.

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

What's Christian and holey?

JFK.

Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.

JFK is definitely a bottom.

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."

"Why?"

"He was very open-minded!"

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?

3 shots.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

What do you call a bullet head?

JFK.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.

An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."