JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
JFK Jokes
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"