JFK jokes
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
JFK is definitely a bottom.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
No scope, bitch!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?