My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
DEEZ NUTS
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
poop
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
