JFK jokes

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

-JFK

JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.

DEEZ NUTS!

Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.

An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

What do you call a bullet head?

JFK.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

Poop.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.