Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
