Jedi jokes

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)