What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
