Jedi jokes

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.