Darkside jokes

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.