Darkside jokes
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
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Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
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Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.