Darkside jokes
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.