Darkside jokes

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

Why do I only date orphans?

Because they never have daddy issues.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.