Darkside jokes

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.