Darkside jokes

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?

They don't have a dad to check the closet.