What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
What did a Jedi say to dark Vader your not my father I am yours
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
because they are Sith-ters
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi order? Palpatine: Slew it!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
why don't a jedis make puns that often?
the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)
