Jedi jokes
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)