Mason jokes

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?

What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.