Mason jokes

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.