Mason jokes

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.