Mason jokes

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

Tax credit.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.