Jalapeno jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!